I know that no one gives a shot about this blog, but it’s 1:30 am, I have to work in 6 hours, and I’m drunk as shit.

housewifeswag:

sextposts:

how to win a girl’s heart: reblog her selfies

with a caption

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Watching paint dry is more important than what i did today.

Watching paint dry is more important than what i did today.

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#TMI

Absolute horrible day at my excuse for a career.  Slamming horse necks like i’m still getting paid and really wishing I was going to get my piece wet tonight.

Album Art

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing.

Also, download link here

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ArtistFall Out Boy
TitleThanks for the Memories (Vocals Only)

reinedeboheme:

blicky417:

Now HE is a role-model

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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housewifeswag:

this took me a minute haha

ha!

housewifeswag:

this took me a minute haha

ha!

pillowmate:

Russian Ballerina

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jamieleecurtisyogurt:

King of the jungle right here

jamieleecurtisyogurt:

King of the jungle right here

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chubby-bunnies:

suffering from a chronic illness and being ill all week i decided and dress up and get some pictures this is one of my favorite.it really captures me smile giggles and happy with me :Di never would of thought i would be happy after gaining so much weight with me being ill but i can truly say i am.
UK size 20

chubby-bunnies:

suffering from a chronic illness and being ill all week i decided and dress up and get some pictures this is one of my favorite.
it really captures me smile giggles and happy with me :D
i never would of thought i would be happy after gaining so much weight with me being ill but i can truly say i am.

UK size 20

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More great photos at the source.

Seriously writer guys, you’re killing me here.

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